Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Body Worlds 2 is bad. The cadaver kicking the soccerball is stupid - ditto on the ones ice dancing, looking deep in thought, training for the Olympics. Why not have them pretend to toss their heads around, kill each other, have sex? Why not have them plastinate each other? Why not rig them up to sing songs and make waffles. My grand-mere wanted to donate her body to Body Worlds 2, but I talked her out of it. They would have skinned her and put her in a dead rhino's belly. THIS IS WHAT A PERSON LOOKS LIKE IN A RHINO'S BELLY. No, that's what a cadaver looks like. They all looked like mummies, dummies, puppets - did not look like the real dead. Oh, I've seen vids on the internet of the real dead. That stuff is real; that stuff moves me - makes me feel that thing about death. But BW2? Nothing. Nuts. We would have learned more in a morgue. Plus, at a morgue, we wouldn't have to deal with clever t-shirts or coffee mugs. We would only have to contest with scalpels and drains. So I'll take a bath with Sydney Chaplin or sleep with Anthony Quinn. I will have an affair with the debonair, moustachioed author of Diary of a Rapist.
The latest light on Mars. Blinded in the metalsmith's. Now, I'm blint. The hero in the war is a coward, long since abandoned. Very young. 25. Please correct your affectations of style. You would do well to correct those affectations. Petty tricks. Lots of them.
The wealthy builder killed himself. He was, of course, insane for several days. Each day had a name like Discordance, Concordance. A member of the Newport Golf club. Now in the sewah. Cause of death: a bullet would in the temple. Where was the bullet found? In the tallgrassy Rough of the Newport Golf club. The worth of this man? 30 million dollars. He was especially cruel to sportsmen. He hanged three sportsmen on the evening of Concordance. Joe is in The Tombs. Stabbed by his brudduh. Fud. Amy Leslie sued Stephen Crane for 550$ dollars.
No one could tell what the trouble with her was. No Trubbuh. She was missed from the scenes of her former triumphs. Otto Graham was 66.
Arrived
Disasters
Spoken
Arrived
Sailed
Arrived
Inquest
Supposed homicide
Camphene Explosion! Whooda Guessed! Whooda Guest kissed Whooda Thott passionately. As they did this, the camphene lamp exploded. Police were nearby, but they did not put out the flames.
The following is the decomposition fo the dying man:........
The blows were given - generously - without permission.
The operation of trephine was performed upon her fractured skull
after
the
accident,
but without avail.
The woman wanted a trephine for spiritual reasons - wanted that blood in her head.

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