Thursday, January 11, 2007

All of Mount Pelee all over the place. The explosion excites fer-de-lance vipers. They are all over the streets and strike at everyone freely. The volcano has taken it into its heart to burst forth. It was extinct, but now it has taken something into its heart. It oversaw an argument - was the third party to an argument - and now it has taken something into its molten heart. This, all in Martinique. Horses snort before they die of suffocation. The smell of sulfur is strong, and the entire city is covered with ashes. The sea has ashes in it and on it. Ashes wash on shore. We thought we sailed into fog, but, no, it was ash. We sailed INTO ASH. The death must have been horrible? And the deposed king? Never found

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

What goes on in the stadium inane? Oh, anything. Erasmus writes his grandson a letter - tells his grandson about his 16 yo grandmother. The elongation of jowls before we plastinate. 12 bombers fly to Guam to hit a refrigerator. Felicitas was already old when they found her in the wreckage. The vicepres, Mr. Agnew, is growing his sideburns longer so he can appeal to younger people. He grows them in Guam. His head gets browner. A soldier is found in the forests of Guam. He had been hiding for over 16 years. He could not believe Japan lost the war. Why couldn't the bombs have exploded offshore? Nuclear times. A man who grew up in Honolulu holds the second highest post in Guam. The highest post is peopled by Carlos. What does it feel like to live near a trench that goes so deep? over 30,000 feet? We expected to see a dirty, ugly city, but we found something quite beautiful instead. Table settings in the Stadium Inane. Each one costs 1000$. What if you want to sit in Cobo Hall? What if you want to fall through Cobo Hall's roof? What if an elephant breaks your fall, but you still break on the elephant? What if you paint an animal to kill it. In order to kill it. SO that you can kill it. Pontiac's effort - the trouble is that no one tried. They paid all that money for those place settings, but they never got what then wanted and no one tried. The ended up on a river near Cobo Hall. A party boat that trolls the sea. Trolls for what? Oh, anything. The disappointment of the restauranteurs was announced through the newspapers. How chevenet! How reynaud's disease! reynaud died on yestuhdee's date. 700 people from Guam sue America. The suit is unusual. Saipan has a mountain range that looks like a woman lying down. My father repairs eyes in Saipan. Dear Mr Leonard - How can I improve my hand speed.
He returns to town alive. Amazingly.
This is not a pleasure Cruise - it is a Crubse. It is the most pleasureable Crubse you will ever receive. Fantasy. Holiday. Jubilee. Amerikhan. The S.S. Retch is ready to welcome you aboard. Next stop: Guam. Carlos, Mr Leonard, and Lersamolle will meat you at the dock.
yes, there is a lot of anger in Congress.
The volcano is the third party. I get into a huge argrument with her. I am the first party, she the second, the volcano the third. The volcano is the third party, and, as we argue, it upgrades. Quite volatile. Quite specific.
The sanitary situation. Let's clean up the island. Why, yet another of us died of peritonitis. We made so many efforts to make sanitary improvements. They show gratitude but not enough.
The millionaire tells his relatives they should not expect free board and clothes from him. Also, forget the mining land in Colorado.
The lunatic's guardian now expects recompense. He finds flaws in the evidence. For example, an illegal marriage. A marriage on mining land in Colorado. The bride and the groom wore borrowed clothes and expected free board. The period of waiting bids fair to be tragical. Really tragical - maybe comical.
For once, decapitation is doubtful. I renounce my desire to think for myself. Then, I ask, "Is decapitation doubtful, or could I take care of it today? Is Mr Leonard in? Could he help me with my hand speed? How do I Play It Cool?"
Ridicule from enemies = sympathy from friends. The emperor revealed he tricked us into believing a century has only 99 years in it. Every face is wreathed with a smile.
7000 pounds of magazines comes to Guam from Jersey City. The humorous features of his rule. The Germans in Samoa? My consoling thought did not fit through the tube that runs from America to Guam

Sunday, January 7, 2007

Ostentatious. Vaunted. The orphan's parents could not conceive, but they could conceive of her. I boasted outright about the nocturnal adventure. The treed bear. The betokened storm. When it came, I kicked as many frogs as I could away. The boy with the chromosomal told me about the storm before it hit. Rutted. Leafless trees like dendrites sparking across the sky. Ah, yet another personable tree line. The private island of Chapaquoit. Todd lives with his girlfriend in the servant's quarters. They attempt to hold onto their house and fail. A fisherman may only fish three times a week. If you fish on saturday, it counts twice. You may catch only 1000 pounds of fish. If you catch 2,000 pounds, you must throw back a dead K. And if you fish for men? If, from the Celestial Sea, you fish for men and catch 10,000 pounds? Why, you must throw back 9,000 dead pounds. And when the big boat, Discordance, bites off your right arm? Why, you know it's gone before the ambulance comes. You dig a hole, put yourself in it, then cover it.

There is no danger beyond the circle I drew
The throes of death - the mustang escapes - rampages
The boys stared at the prairie. The boys were hunted by their fathers. They were treed.
In the ravine: a hawk with a broken beak.
Evidently, I was singularly divided.
The other day I watched tv.
That's funny... The other day, I watched tv, too!
Have you ever smelled mothballs?
Who held the tiny legs?
A randy inference, again.
On Martha's Vineyard, I rolled in the wet grass. He gave me the tour of his private hell. This is the 300 year old house with which I will not part. This is the oldest carnival in America. This is a picture of a great poet before the men from LIFE came and ruined his life. He was an elegant man and my friend. I was never known as a vagabond or a vagrant. Who cares about the passive voice if the Whom is inconsequential? I wait for the precious evening. I now value it more than anything. Why? Concordance. I am an alleged undertaker, an obvious overseer. In my family, three of my ancestors were the victims of assassins. Where did one die? In the New York Public Library.

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Body Worlds 2 is bad. The cadaver kicking the soccerball is stupid - ditto on the ones ice dancing, looking deep in thought, training for the Olympics. Why not have them pretend to toss their heads around, kill each other, have sex? Why not have them plastinate each other? Why not rig them up to sing songs and make waffles. My grand-mere wanted to donate her body to Body Worlds 2, but I talked her out of it. They would have skinned her and put her in a dead rhino's belly. THIS IS WHAT A PERSON LOOKS LIKE IN A RHINO'S BELLY. No, that's what a cadaver looks like. They all looked like mummies, dummies, puppets - did not look like the real dead. Oh, I've seen vids on the internet of the real dead. That stuff is real; that stuff moves me - makes me feel that thing about death. But BW2? Nothing. Nuts. We would have learned more in a morgue. Plus, at a morgue, we wouldn't have to deal with clever t-shirts or coffee mugs. We would only have to contest with scalpels and drains. So I'll take a bath with Sydney Chaplin or sleep with Anthony Quinn. I will have an affair with the debonair, moustachioed author of Diary of a Rapist.
The latest light on Mars. Blinded in the metalsmith's. Now, I'm blint. The hero in the war is a coward, long since abandoned. Very young. 25. Please correct your affectations of style. You would do well to correct those affectations. Petty tricks. Lots of them.
The wealthy builder killed himself. He was, of course, insane for several days. Each day had a name like Discordance, Concordance. A member of the Newport Golf club. Now in the sewah. Cause of death: a bullet would in the temple. Where was the bullet found? In the tallgrassy Rough of the Newport Golf club. The worth of this man? 30 million dollars. He was especially cruel to sportsmen. He hanged three sportsmen on the evening of Concordance. Joe is in The Tombs. Stabbed by his brudduh. Fud. Amy Leslie sued Stephen Crane for 550$ dollars.
No one could tell what the trouble with her was. No Trubbuh. She was missed from the scenes of her former triumphs. Otto Graham was 66.
Arrived
Disasters
Spoken
Arrived
Sailed
Arrived
Inquest
Supposed homicide
Camphene Explosion! Whooda Guessed! Whooda Guest kissed Whooda Thott passionately. As they did this, the camphene lamp exploded. Police were nearby, but they did not put out the flames.
The following is the decomposition fo the dying man:........
The blows were given - generously - without permission.
The operation of trephine was performed upon her fractured skull
after
the
accident,
but without avail.
The woman wanted a trephine for spiritual reasons - wanted that blood in her head.

Monday, January 1, 2007

The climax of all we worried about arrived at Tybee. Fission, markets, destructive potential, ought to be able to fend the bugs off. A deathless drama, a comedienne comes to town, Ms. Drowne. The revue has broken down. The six undernourished girls were giggling at me all week. For what? Discordance/concordance. My attitude at Michaelmas: stroppy. VAUNTED. Esplinade. An contortionist who's an onanist. Get it? Her name was Lenore. The gunner fought the fish in the water. Afterward, he was none the worse. Verse. Curse. Hearse. Nurse. This affair again. Her murderer was her brother. Oh, this is too shocking to recount. Vount.
The synod of Philly was assassinated. He assaulted him with a weapon - to wit - a long life knife. Before he died, he embraced the greater part of Penn. Stormy passage, large cargo, 180 passengers. They all have long life knifes. Death of an infant. 179 passengers. Death of three rats>>>179 passengers. So. They feigned the issue. The lived a fistic life - what with all their knives and assassinations of synods in Philly. Big synods. Vod. The executor of the estate will not release the horse collars.
The carnival passed. A lot of assassinations took place in its place. The Black Warrior steamship was stolen aout of the sea by a lot of men who commanded hundred of horses.
Aren't these the most extraordinary proceedings? Hee!
Speculations: Things Thought By Americans. Strike the mind with awe. Thus far hast thou come; but thou shalt go no farther.
Charlie Three
Stabbed in the bowels yesterdee
It was an unknown hand that dunnit
The sinking, the sunny, the only summit
Sunny
The Death Of William Poole. I believe he tried to kill himself three times before he spat three times. I went to Body Worlds 2 in Boston yesterday with my mother and my grand-mere. We couldn't stay for too long because my grand-mere had to make it to a New Year's tango marathon in Fall Rivuh. There were not enough gentlemen at the dance marathon, and my GM did not want to dance with ladies. She did not want to ask or pay the gentlemen to dance. SO she danced with a sequined stick before she came home early. Body Worlds 2 is insulting - especially The RIngman. That fool puts all those bodies in stupid positions and then signs his name on the bottom. He is a hustler. That is not how a person kicks a soccerball. That is how an arranged cadaver kicks a soccerball. It was awful. Offal. Horrible. Everyone looked like sniffing dogs. SO this is what I look like inside. My grand-mere wanted to donate her body to Body Worlds 2, but I told her she shouldn't. What a waste. Donate it to medicine or Japanese cinema - anything but Body Worlds 2. What a business they do. The Pornography of Death. Heth. Yeth. This. Is. The. End. Of. It. The attempted assassination caused so much excitement. She was very badly bruised, but none of her bones were broken. Estimated damage to the building: 150$